Humorous perceptions...... infact a satirical one .. :P

Character definitions :
haloo - Hallow mind, can be understood if I tell the word "paplu".
laloo - Huha stud (according to KGP's lingo)


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haloo - What the heck are the bhatthi guys strippin' since 1956?
laloo - Possibly, their heads to escape from the sway of their profs.

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laloo - Do u know the similarities of falling from a tall building and studying one semester?
haloo - Nope!! No idea!!
laloo - Both of them have got interesting journey time except their horrific end.

haloo - Why the hell did u manipulate the readings in your lab report??
laloo - Everything's fair in love and lab experiments.

haloo - What's with the horror edition of spring fest?? Why is it named so??
laloo - Cuz, this time there's allowance only for iitians girls no non-iitian ones.
The shows are -- Cerebro tortura by Lady Gaga.
and "Losers unplugged" by Himesh Reshammiya joined by Rakhi Sawant.
Apt name!! Isn't it??





An useful product for a kgpian: "BUZZINGA" ----

When u r aware that your alarm is buzzing , you switch it off and sleep.. Hence, missing classes and many of us stay in the world of sixers.Now, this is a product that's gonna clear off from your sloth.Well, when this alarm starts buzzing it moves around in random path making a lot of noise and irritating the heck out of you. When u catch it and tries to switch it off, you get a gentle electric shock by which you would be completely ripped off from your sleep. Then a LCD screen pops up to show your schedule. Cool , isn't it??




Bingo!!! -- Cuz this gonna strike you when you think about it.

*Sanctuary for cats n flies sometimes dogs - Mess
*Pay enough, eat crap - Billoo's
*Can't addict to it cuz it doesn't contain caffeine at all - Nescafe
*Oasis in this Universal desert but its just an oasis ( a small dirty water pond) - CCD and BigBazaar.
*PDS assignment - Ctrl+a,ctrl+c,ctrl+v, ctrl+s, upload, found guilty in the plagiarism check.
*Chemistry lab - the most pathetic place one could ever be in.
*HSS grades = rand()%(Ex-F); //Random grade generator.
*After you graduate, you will still find that there's a lot of it still sticking onto your intestines. - Maggi


*first years - "mice in the wonderland"
*Second years - scapegoats
*third years - supervisors and pseudo planners
*fourth years - Godfathers or their female versions
*fifth years - Apparently, there's no fortune of knowing'em.

*BC roy hospital - Phew!! Poor patients!!! We're living in a world where pizza comes faster than our ambulance.

*erp system -- 2+2 = ????
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